Oh my god, it's like Spock and Uhura all over again. Why does this keep happening to Jim?
"You fucked up." Jim sighs and scrubs his hands over his face. Why do people think he's the one to ask about anything to do with functioning relationships? He's literally the worst person to ask.
"Okay first of all, that whole worthiness bullshit. Knock it off, you're pissing me off with it and I'm not even into you. God knows why she is, but she is. Just go talk to her, and bring chocolate. Hell, her world exploded. Go bring her chocolate ice cream."
Jim sighs.
"Making me worry over a domestic spat, shit." He waits for the officer to leave before pulling out his dump phone and dialing Verity's number.
"Verity, Jim. Your boyfriend is Spock levels of dumb."
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Date: 2015-10-23 04:51 am (UTC)"You fucked up." Jim sighs and scrubs his hands over his face. Why do people think he's the one to ask about anything to do with functioning relationships? He's literally the worst person to ask.
"Okay first of all, that whole worthiness bullshit. Knock it off, you're pissing me off with it and I'm not even into you. God knows why she is, but she is. Just go talk to her, and bring chocolate. Hell, her world exploded. Go bring her chocolate ice cream."
Jim sighs.
"Making me worry over a domestic spat, shit." He waits for the officer to leave before pulling out his dump phone and dialing Verity's number.
"Verity, Jim. Your boyfriend is Spock levels of dumb."